What is Bad EG Diaries?

bad1 [bad] adjective, worse, worst; noun; adverb 
–adjective

1. not good in any manner or degree

EG [eh-geeh] slang; noun, adjective, adverb

1. a generic term that can be used as a substitute for any word

i.e. (EG in lieu of "romantic interest" or "courtship"). Thus, "Damn, the girl I'm trying to EG is giving me the cold shoulder again!"

Inspired by the seminal biking blog and my most favoritest blog in the galaxy called Bike Diaries,  comes Bad EG Diaries.  Here, I trade my super-sexy cycling shorts to yap about the uber-catastrophic cautionary tale called my lovelife (or utter lack of it).

Along the way, I'll also be mumbling about other random stuff, mostly out-of-this-world musings that may or may not tickle your fancy. Bootylicious and mentally-disturbed female readers (and in desperate times, even some female-looking dudes) may personally contact me if they want their fancies to be "tickled".

So sit back and enjoy the ride dear readers. You might learn a thing or two from my bad EG ways. Maybe, just maybe, you will learn how not to bungle that budding romance you've been cultivating for the past six months

Big ups and a special shoutout to all the little loverboys out there who are still hoping, dreaming, and perpetually punishing those lil one-eyed birdies of theirs. Start cutting down on those hand parties and get busy wooing the babes. As everybody's all-time favorite cheap cologne ad commands us: Make your move! 

Remember guys, hesitation always leads to masturbation....