Spice Up Your Life With Koh-Kae Peanuts!

Just got back from a much-needed 4-day getaway in Bangkok, Thailand. Yes, I went on a trip abroad again. Alone. As usual. When your working your butt off and with no gf to boot, Bangkok is the place to calm those nerves and engage in some (paid) sexy time.

You know the world is in the midst of an economic crisis when even the babes of Patpong (Thailand's world-famous redlight district for the uninitiated) are offering their "expertise" at ridiculously low bargain basement prices. I for one was more than happy to do my share in lifting up Thailand's sagging economy. Utopia, thy name is Patpong! Note to self: Limit D' Boss visits to 3x a week to save up for a return trip to Bangkok.

Aside from savoring the sumptuous delights on display at Patpong, I also made a delectable discovery that has left a lasting impression on my tastebuds. Who knew that such gastronomic joy can be found in a simple can of "mani" or peanuts? I have always been a big "mani" fan since the time I learned about the birds and the bees. (Wink wink). But that is another story altogether. This peanut is the real deal. Its like having a veritable orgy of spices in your mouth. Big ups to the Thais for this fantabulous spicy treat of theirs.

So now I'm back here in my bachelor's pad in Makati. Lying around are 3 cartons of my newest and most favoritest snack - Koh-Kae Spicy Tom Yum Peanuts. Yep. I bought tons of them to satisfy the munchies. Pop on the latest pirated XXX DVD i bought from Makati Cinema Square, open a can of Koh-Kae, and my evening is all set! Better turn off my Iphone first so I won't be bothered by my two horny, loser pals - Robbie and Harry. They've been pestering me to check out this new happenin' KTV in Quezon Avenue. Those two are truly the biggest douchebags put here on earth. Poor things. Peace out hommies!!!

For now, it's just moi, "Intercourse with a Vampire" on my badass 46" Samsung Series 8 LCD TV, a bottle of Nivea lotion, my limp lil birdie in my right hand, and cans upon cans of Koh-Kae Peanuts waiting to be devoured. Yes sireeee, this is the life! Nom nom nom...

Me likey Koh-Kae!